Are you tired of the same old boring college routine? Want to spice up your life at Cal Poly Humboldt? Well, you’ve come to the right place! We’ve got a list of activities that will make your college experience unforgettable. Get ready to laugh, cry (from laughter), and maybe even question your life choices. Let’s dive in!
Squirrel Watching Championships
Forget about bird watching; at Cal Poly Humboldt, we take squirrel watching to a whole new level. Grab your binoculars, a notepad, and a sense of humor, and head out to the campus grounds for some intense squirrel watching action. Points are awarded for the most creative squirrel names, the best squirrel impersonations, and the most convincing squirrel-human conversations. Don’t forget to bring some acorns as bribes!
Mastering the Art of Napping
College is all about learning, and what better skill to master than the art of napping? At Cal Poly Humboldt, we take napping seriously. From finding the perfect napping spot to perfecting your snoring technique, we’ve got you covered. Join our napping workshops and learn from the pros. Who knows, you might even discover your hidden talent for sleep-talking!
- The Library: Shhh… It’s not just for studying anymore!
- The Quad: Grass stains are the new fashion statement.
- During Lectures: Just make sure your snores don’t give you away.
Dining Hall Food Sculpture Contest
Tired of the same old bland dining hall food? Put your artistic skills to the test and participate in our annual Dining Hall Food Sculpture Contest! Transform your mashed potatoes into a masterpiece, sculpt your Jell-O into a work of art, and create a tower of terror with your tater tots. The possibilities are endless! Just don’t blame us if your “artwork” starts to attract unwanted attention from hungry students.
Extreme Frisbee Golf
Forget about regular frisbee golf; at Cal Poly Humboldt, we take it to the extreme! Our course features obstacles like trees, buildings, and unsuspecting students. Bonus points if you manage to land your frisbee in someone’s backpack or knock over a professor’s coffee. Just remember, aim for the holes, not the people!
Dorm Room Decorating Wars
Who says dorm rooms have to be boring? At Cal Poly Humboldt, we encourage students to let their creativity run wild with our Dorm Room Decorating Wars. Transform your tiny living space into a theme park, a jungle, or even a replica of your favorite movie set. The more outrageous, the better! Just don’t forget to leave some space for your roommate… or not.
Campus-Wide Hide and Seek Tournament
Relive your childhood memories with our epic Campus-Wide Hide and Seek Tournament! With over 100 participants and countless hiding spots, this is not your average game of hide and seek. Will you choose to hide in the library stacks, blend in with the campus foliage, or disguise yourself as a statue? The choice is yours, but remember, the last one found wins a lifetime supply of dining hall cookies!
Midnight Marching Band Karaoke
What’s better than karaoke? Karaoke with a marching band, of course! Join our Midnight Marching Band Karaoke sessions and belt out your favorite tunes while accompanied by a full marching band. From classic rock to pop hits, we’ve got you covered. Just make sure to bring earplugs for your neighbors… and yourself.
- “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen: Guaranteed to wake up the entire dorm.
- “All Star” by Smash Mouth: Because who doesn’t love a good meme?
- “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor: Perfect for those post-exam stress relief sessions.
Underwater Basket Weaving 101
Looking for a unique elective to add to your schedule? Look no further than Underwater Basket Weaving 101! Learn the ancient art of weaving baskets while submerged in the campus pool. Not only will you gain a new skill, but you’ll also get a great workout trying to keep yourself from floating away. Plus, you’ll have a collection of soggy baskets to decorate your dorm room with!
Squirrel Cosplay Day
Ever wondered what it would be like to be a squirrel? Well, wonder no more! Join us for Squirrel Cosplay Day, where students dress up as their favorite furry friends and scamper around campus. Don’t forget to perfect your squirrel noises and practice your acorn-hoarding skills. Bonus points if you manage to convince a professor to give you extra credit for your realistic portrayal of a squirrel in class!
Campus Ghost Tours
Did you know that Cal Poly Humboldt is home to a variety of friendly ghosts? Take a tour of the campus’s most haunted spots and learn about the mischievous spirits that roam the halls. From the ghostly professor who still tries to teach classes to the phantom marching band that plays at midnight, you never know who (or what) you might encounter. Just remember to bring a spare pair of pants… you know, just in case.
Textbook Jenga Tournament
Textbooks are expensive, so why not put them to good use? Participate in our annual Textbook Jenga Tournament and test your stacking skills with a tower of overpriced knowledge. The higher you stack, the more tuition money you’ll save! Just don’t let the weight of your student loans cause the tower to come crashing down.
Campus-Wide Scavenger Hunt
Put your detective skills to the test with our Campus-Wide Scavenger Hunt! Follow a series of cryptic clues and riddles to uncover the hidden treasures of Cal Poly Humboldt. From the secret tunnel under the library to the legendary lost dining hall menu, you never know what you might discover. Just watch out for the campus squirrels; they’ve been known to steal clues and lead hunters astray!
- The missing left sock of the university president
- The golden acorn of wisdom
- The key to the professor’s secret snack stash
Impromptu Flash Mobs
Feeling spontaneous? Join one of our impromptu flash mobs and surprise unsuspecting students and faculty with a burst of choreographed chaos! From dance routines to singing performances, our flash mobs are sure to leave a lasting impression. Just make sure to stretch beforehand; we don’t want any pulled muscles ruining the surprise.
Extreme Musical Chairs
Who says musical chairs is just for kids? At Cal Poly Humboldt, we take this classic game to the extreme! With obstacle courses, water balloons, and a live band providing the music, our version of musical chairs is not for the faint of heart. Will you be the last one sitting, or will you be left standing in a puddle of your own sweat and tears?
- Round 1: The Inflatable Obstacle Course of Doom
- Round 2: The Water Balloon Warzone
- Round 3: The Chair-Hoarding Showdown
Conclusion
So there you have it, folks! A list of unforgettable activities to make your time at Cal Poly Humboldt the most memorable (and hilarious) years of your life. From squirrel watching championships to extreme musical chairs, there’s never a dull moment on campus. Just remember to bring your sense of humor, a spirit of adventure, and maybe a few extra pairs of pants. Happy exploring, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
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