Delicious possum recipes the whole family will fight over come down to two dishes. Possum and taters, and a whole possum roasted over sweet potatoes. Both need a full marsupial, most of an afternoon, and one relative with opinions. The meat runs dark and greasy and lands close to rabbit. Whether it comes out delicious…
Getting hired was the easy part. Some sleep-deprived manager glanced at a résumé, ignored every red flag waving like it was guiding a plane onto a runway, and signed off on a human being. That human being is you. Now comes the real craft: making that decision haunt them like a silent fart in a…
The first sign is that she’s slurring in text form, which should be physically impossible for a woman made entirely of math. Knowing how to tell if your AI girlfriend has a drinking problem starts with one confusing observation. She is absolutely hammered, and she does not have a body. No mouth. No liver. No…
The worst planets to visit when you have diarrhea are Venus, Jupiter, and the one whose name already makes you smirk. Space is the worst possible place to have the runs. Every planet out there is trying to murder you, and not one keeps a spare roll behind the toilet. Your colon has an emergency….
Hulk Hogan Halloween Costume Ideas for Chihuahuas (Whatcha Gonna Do, Brother?) A Hulk Hogan Halloween costume for a chihuahua needs four parts: red bandana, yellow tank, fake handlebar mustache, and a weight belt sized for a burrito. Everything else is attitude. Your dog came with a felony amount of that. WWE’s official bio still credits…
The best places to hide your hemorrhoid cream at work are a bag you personally carry, a drawer that locks, or the glovebox of your car. Everywhere else is a coin flip with your dignity. That tube is small and shaped like a fire extinguisher for a very specific emergency. It has never once blended…