Last call is a deadline with a liquor license attached. The drinks stopped being the point around 1:40 a.m. Everything after that is inventory, cash-out, glassware, and the slow eviction of eleven adults who have decided the night is a hostage negotiation. Below are the 11 things you should never say to a bartender at…
Prenup tips for marrying your AI girlfriend start with one brutal fact: the courts won’t recognize the marriage, and the company that owns her can dump you with a software update. So the prenup isn’t about who gets the lake house. It’s about who gets custody of 4,000 pages of late-night sexting with a language…
A 30-pack of Milwaukee’s Best Ice contains about 4,320 calories. That comes from the 144 calories in a single 12-ounce can, multiplied by thirty, which is a math problem no one has ever done sober. Two full days of food, stacked in a cardboard suitcase with a handle on top. The handle is the villain….
Eating spaghetti while bungee jumping means getting pasta into a mouth while the owner of that mouth plummets headfirst off a bridge on a giant rubber band. Twirl before the jump. Clamp your lips during freefall. Bite on the rebound. That’s the whole method. Anyone who says it can’t be done has never been drunk…
The best Las Vegas casino games to play with your disability check are 3:2 blackjack, craps with odds, baccarat on the banker, and video poker with a decent pay table. Everything else on the casino floor is a well-lit mugging with a complimentary cocktail. The average SSDI check for a disabled worker rose to $1,630…
Plasma donation tips for senior citizens who need bingo money boil down to four moves: check the age limit, drink like a camel, eat like a trucker, and don’t get greedy with the needle. Yes, a 70-year-old can legally sell bodily fluids for cash in America. It’s regulated, it’s respectable, and it’s the only side…