I find inspiration in this fat woman’s attempt to stay hydrated. She appears to be like someone in a desert, desperate for a drink. I’ve felt like this many a time after doing the pigeon walk in...
Posts by Michael
Everyone out there knows that I like to save money. A great way that I've learned to save money is by going to a veterinarian instead of a doctor. Here are the downsides of visiting a...
I always used to hate visiting a website and seeing that it was under construction. I seem to remember that this was far more common back in the 90s than it is today. You would frequently visit...
It pains me greatly to say that I have a hemorrhoid. The pain took me by surprise at first. As a married man, I'm used to plenty of pain in my backside. What started as a brief amount of discomfort...
I wanted to let everyone know that Twitter unsuspended my account. I don’t remember exactly when they unsuspended it. It might have been two weeks ago. I’ve been too busy adoring Jeffrey...