I wanted to let everyone know that Twitter unsuspended my account. I don’t remember exactly when they unsuspended it. It might have been two weeks ago. I’ve been too busy adoring Jeffrey...

Some of you might be wondering why I haven’t been tweeting lately. No, I haven’t forgotten to charge my phone. Twitter suspended my account, and I’m not sure why. I was following back people...

Where have I been? If you follow me on Twitter, then you know that I'm still around. I haven't gone anywhere. I still don't have lice, and my weekends are filled with charging. I have such a problem...

There’s only one thing I like to scratch more than mosquito bites, and that’s one thing is lottery tickets. I wish I had a chicken as this guy has. The chicken picked the winning lottery ticket....

I was eating breakfast this morning and stumbled upon this frightening news story. It looks like alligators are starting to get high off of meth that’s been flushed down the toilet — what a way...

I’ve watched this video several times, and I can’t figure out why he sticks out his hand. It makes no sense to me. Let’s try to come up with ideas on why he’s sticking out his hand. I’ll...