I always used to hate visiting a website and seeing that it was under construction. I seem to remember that this was far more common back in the 90s than it is today. You would frequently visit sites...
Posts by Michael
It pains me greatly to say that I have a hemorrhoid. The pain took me by surprise at first. As a married man, I'm used to plenty of pain in my backside. What started as a brief amount of discomfort...
I wanted to let everyone know that Twitter unsuspended my account. I don’t remember exactly when they unsuspended it. It might have been two weeks ago. I’ve been too busy adoring Jeffrey...
Some of you might be wondering why I haven’t been tweeting lately. No, I haven’t forgotten to charge my phone. Twitter suspended my account, and I’m not sure why. I was following back people...
Where have I been? If you follow me on Twitter, then you know that I'm still around. I haven't gone anywhere. I still don't have lice, and my weekends are filled with charging. I have such a problem...
There’s only one thing I like to scratch more than mosquito bites, and that’s one thing is lottery tickets. I wish I had a chicken as this guy has. The chicken picked the winning lottery ticket....