Some of you might be wondering why I haven’t been tweeting lately. No, I haven’t forgotten to charge my phone. Twitter suspended my account, and I’m not sure why. I was following back people...

Where have I been? If you follow me on Twitter, then you know that I'm still around. I haven't gone anywhere. I still don't have lice, and my weekends are filled with charging. I have such a problem...

There’s only one thing I like to scratch more than mosquito bites, and that’s one thing is lottery tickets. I wish I had a chicken as this guy has. The chicken picked the winning lottery...

I was eating breakfast this morning and stumbled upon this frightening news story. It looks like alligators are starting to get high off of meth that’s been flushed down the toilet — what a...

I’ve watched this video several times, and I can’t figure out why he sticks out his hand. It makes no sense to me. Let’s try to come up with ideas on why he’s sticking out his hand....

It’s not every day that a man’s mustache is called beautiful. The mustache that adorned Jeffrey Dahmer’s face was indeed beautiful. I know that he did a couple of bad things in his...