Author: Michael

It’s possible to see the frustration all over that guy’s face. He’s in so much pain, and it’s because of those no good women on dating sites. What do they have against him? As soon as he tells them how tall he is, that’s when they start the insults. Online dating can be difficult, and this is especially true if you’re a short man. Here I’m going to give you a few ideas on how to make the most out of online dating without letting your stature get in the way.

Date blind women

You can pad your height by a few inches if you date a blind woman. How is she ever going to know? You’re not going to want to embellish your height too much. Keep the number to three inches or less if possible.

Find women shorter than you

If you’re the height of the guy in the video, this hack might be a little less possible. However, if the circus is in town, then it’s entirely possible.

Wear shoes with thick soles

Think of these as high heel shoes for men. You might have to get them specially made for you. A small investment here can reap big returns if you find the right woman. You don’t want to over do it. So, only go for a few inches. Anything more than that and you’ll look like your walking on stilts.

When is this licking going to end? This time, it’s a girl doing the licking while her mother films it all. They’re at the doctor’s office, and one of them thought it would be a good idea for the girl to lick a tongue depressor and put it back. The mom has been charged with a crime as this news story tells it.

I know how tempting it can be to want to lick ice cream at the store. Remember, I’m the guy who is always looking out for the ice cream truck. It could be in the middle of winter, and I’ll tell Gimmy to keep his eye out for the ice cream truck. Ice cream is some good stuff, and I would never deny that fact for a split second.

Whatever you do, don’t lick the ice cream and put it back on the shelf. It doesn’t matter if you end up buying the ice cream. Lenise Martin III made a video of himself licking and poking a container of ice cream at the store. He paid for the ice cream and still got in trouble — it kind of sucks to be him. He probably should’ve waited to lick and poke the ice cream at home. You’re allowed to poke ice cream as much as you want in the privacy of your own home.

I have a feeling this is going to become a trend like the Tide Pod Challenge. I still have nightmares thinking about that. Hopefully, it won’t go that far. I know all of you want to lick as much ice cream as possible. I want to give you all a little fatherly advice and say don’t do it. Sure, it’s hilarious, and the internet loves it. But, it’s just not worth it. Go out there and find yourself something else to lick. Preferably something you own or something no one would mind you licking.