Author: Michael

Why is he sticking out his hand?

I’ve watched this video several times, and I can’t figure out why he sticks out his hand. It makes no sense to me. Let’s try to come up with ideas on why he’s sticking out his hand. I’ll kick it off with a few of my own.

He wants momma bear to sniff his finger. That rarely ends well.

He thinks that bears are fortune tellers and she can see his future.

He doesn’t know bears stopped giving high fives in the 1980s.

He’s okay with losing a few fingers as long as it makes for a great YouTube video.

The cocktail of medications he’s on makes him wonder if what he sees is real or a computer simulation.

Jeffrey Dahmer had a beautiful mustache

jeffrey dahmer mustache

It’s not every day that a man’s mustache is called beautiful. The mustache that adorned Jeffrey Dahmer’s face was indeed beautiful. I know that he did a couple of bad things in his lifetime. But, none of that has anything to do with how gorgeous his mustache is with the ends being so fluffy. The fluffy ends of his mustache almost look like tassels.

Online dating tips for short men

It’s possible to see the frustration all over that guy’s face. He’s in so much pain, and it’s because of those no good women on dating sites. What do they have against him? As soon as he tells them how tall he is, that’s when they start the insults. Online dating can be difficult, and this is especially true if you’re a short man. Here I’m going to give you a few ideas on how to make the most out of online dating without letting your stature get in the way.

Date blind women

You can pad your height by a few inches if you date a blind woman. How is she ever going to know? You’re not going to want to embellish your height too much. Keep the number to three inches or less if possible.

Find women shorter than you

If you’re the height of the guy in the video, this hack might be a little less possible. However, if the circus is in town, then it’s entirely possible.

Wear shoes with thick soles

Think of these as high heel shoes for men. You might have to get them specially made for you. A small investment here can reap big returns if you find the right woman. You don’t want to over do it. So, only go for a few inches. Anything more than that and you’ll look like your walking on stilts.