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My Twitter account has been unsuspended

I wanted to let everyone know that Twitter unsuspended my account. I don’t remember exactly when they unsuspended it. It might have been two weeks ago. I’ve been too busy adoring Jeffrey...

My Twitter account has been suspended

Some of you might be wondering why I haven’t been tweeting lately. No, I haven’t forgotten to charge my phone. Twitter suspended my account, and I’m not sure why. I was following back people...

It’s been a while since I’ve posted

Where have I been? If you follow me on Twitter, then you know that I'm still around. I haven't gone anywhere. I still don't have lice, and my weekends are filled with charging. I have such a problem...

Chicken picks winning lottery ticket

There’s only one thing I like to scratch more than mosquito bites, and that’s one thing is lottery tickets. I wish I had a chicken as this guy has. The chicken picked the winning lottery ticket....