I find inspiration in this fat woman’s attempt to stay hydrated. She appears to be like someone in a desert, desperate for a drink. I’ve felt like this many a time after doing the pigeon walk in the hot sun. I like the fact that she didn’t go for the sugar-free stuff. If you’re going to collapse pulling a twelve-pack of soda pop off of the shelf, it might as well be the stuff that rots your teeth out. Courage is what it takes to combat thirst on this level. A level of courage that most people, including myself, don’t have.

Stay hydrated my friends.