Alcoholics are dedicated people

I admire the dedication of alcoholics. They are more dedicated to drinking than I am to anything. I do mean that. I don't know anyone who is as dedicated to anything like an alcoholic is. I wish I...

I ate at Burger King today

I always consider it a victory when I leave Burger King and didn’t have an awful experience. I had a cheeseburger and medium fries there today. I can’t say the food was great. I prefer...

The Design Sucks

I know the design of this site sucks. I’ve been thinking about this for the past few weeks now. I don’t want my site to look like this anymore. I didn’t like the other design, and I paid money...

Camouflage No Longer Works

I was in Walmart a few weeks ago when I realized something quite startling. I saw a man walking around while wearing camouflage. My jaw dropped right to the floor in the pickle aisle. I couldn’t...

I don’t have a uterus

I was sitting in a waiting room in an office building a few days ago when I realized something. I don’t have a uterus. Everyone around me had a uterus. Not me. I don’t have one. I didn’t know...