Super lice are coming to a head new you

Super lice are a real thing, and they might be coming to a head near you. Lice have grown a thick skin towards the common chemicals used to treat them. You probably already know how I feel about this. I think it’s a good thing that the lice are fighting back. I only wish that somehow I could get a healthy dose of these fantastically strong lice. I don’t know why my head has never once been the home of these critters that make you itch. I love to scratch. There’s nothing I love more than the pleasure associated with scratching.

Soon, these lice may be here to stay. I like the sound of that. I smiled while typing that. I love the idea of never being able to get rid of these fabulous creatures. Oh, I used the word fabulous. I’ve been wanting to spice up my vocabulary lately. Fabulous is an exciting word, and I need a little excitement. I don’t know why anyone would want to get rid of something as wonderful as head lice.

Kids today have everything better. They have better video games and fast food. They even have better lice. It’s no wonder kids today are spoiled brats. I can remember a time when kids had to get lice over and over again. I don’t know why they were the fortunate ones. I always tried to sit closer to those kids in school. I guess some of us weren’t cut out to have head lice. All we can do is sit on the sidelines and watch everyone else with their super lice. Sometimes life can be so unfair.


I'm a human being. Usually hungry. I don't have lice.

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