You hate your neighbor. It seems that every time you turn around, they’re doing something to bother you. They play their music too loud, their dog barks all hours of the night, and they never seem to clean up their yard.
Now you finally want to get back at your neighbors. The best way to do so is by infesting their home with roaches. Here are a few tips on how to get your neighbor’s home infested with roaches:
1. Get a few roaches from the projects
How do you go about getting roaches from the projects? The easiest way is to ask someone who lives there. Or, you could see if anyone has anything for sale on Craigslist that lives in the projects.
You could also go through the trash at the projects to see if you can find any roaches. Just be careful not to get caught!
2. Put the roaches in your neighbor’s house
You’ll need to put the roaches where they love to live: in the dark and in small, cramped spaces. Look for cracks and crevices around your neighbor’s home, and put the roaches there.
You could also put them in their vents if you can get to them. Just make sure that you don’t put too many in one spot, or your neighbor will be able to figure out what you did!
The kitchen is also a great place to put roaches. They love to eat food, so leaving some out for them will be sure to attract them.
3. Deliver some delicious food to the roaches
You’ll want to come back and admire your handy work, so make sure to leave some food out for the roaches. Cockroaches love sweets, so leaving some candy or cake out will be sure to bring them out.
You could also leave some scraps of food around, like chicken bones or cheese. Just make sure not to put too much out, or your neighbor will know something is up!
4. Enjoy the show!
Now all you have to do is sit back and watch as your neighbor’s home becomes infested with roaches. They’ll be grossed out, and they’ll have to call an exterminator to get rid of them. It’s the perfect revenge!
You might also want to go over to their place and take some videos so you can put them on social media and really embarrass them. That’s up to you, though.
Here are some things you should avoid when trying to get your neighbor’s home infested with roaches:
1. Don’t use too many roaches
If you use too many roaches, your neighbor will be able to figure out what you did. They’ll also be able to call an exterminator right away and get rid of them before they have a chance to infest the home.
2. Don’t be too obvious
If you’re too obvious about what you’re doing, your neighbor will catch on. Be sure to be sneaky about it, so they don’t suspect a thing!
3. Don’t put them in places where they can be easily found
If you put the roaches in places where they can be easily found, such as in plain sight or in an obvious spot, your neighbor will be able to figure out what you did, and they’ll get rid of them right away.
4. Don’t use too much food
You don’t want to leave a whole pizza lying around for the roaches. This will be a dead giveaway that something is up. Just leave a few scraps of food here and there, enough to attract the roaches but not enough to raise suspicion.
5. Don’t stay around for too long
If you stick around for too long, your neighbor will start to get suspicious. Just leave the roaches and food and then head on home. They’ll be none the wiser!
Follow these tips, and you’ll have your neighbor’s home infested with roaches in no time! Just be sure to be sneaky about it, so they don’t catch on. And, most importantly, enjoy the show!
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