When is this licking going to end? This time, it’s a girl doing the licking while her mother films it all. They’re at the doctor’s office, and one of them thought it would be a good idea for the girl to lick a tongue depressor and put it back. The mom has been charged with a crime as this news story tells it.
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Maybe it was dirty and she thought it’s about time to sterilize it .
I am a bit of a germ freak. I can understand that.
You would have done the same, I’m tellin’ ya
Have you seen my keys? I think they’re somewhere around here.
Maybe in the freezer, you might have put them where the ice cream was the last time you thought about have some frozen delight.
I don’t have any ice cream. I ate all of it last week. I only buy single-serving cups.
Have you finally found your keys? Where have you put them?
I don’t know where they are. I looked under my hat and they weren’t there.
Isn’t it in the 18th-century German gold and mother of pearl snuffbox, the one you are keeping your emergency moustache tucked in.
No. That was the first place I looked.
Now you’re stuck in your home. What your plans are for the next century?
I don’t mean you’re stuck for an entire century in your home, only until your stalking neighbour gets too worried and takes some action to find out what’s with you and your pet giraffe.
I’m sorry I didn’t respond to this faster. No, I wasn’t stuck in my home. Also, my neighbor’s wifi stinking up the place wasn’t the reason for it. My computer died and so did all my information. I forgot all about checking the comments to see if there was any new ones.