Don’t lick ice cream and put it back on the shelf

I know how tempting it can be to want to lick ice cream at the store. Remember, I’m the guy who is always looking out for the ice cream truck. It could be in the middle of winter, and I’ll tell Gimmy to keep his eye out for the ice cream truck. Ice cream is some good stuff, and I would never deny that fact for a split second.

Whatever you do, don’t lick the ice cream and put it back on the shelf. It doesn’t matter if you end up buying the ice cream. Lenise Martin III made a video of himself licking and poking a container of ice cream at the store. He paid for the ice cream and still got in trouble — it kind of sucks to be him. He probably should’ve waited to lick and poke the ice cream at home. You’re allowed to poke ice cream as much as you want in the privacy of your own home.

I have a feeling this is going to become a trend like the Tide Pod Challenge. I still have nightmares thinking about that. Hopefully, it won’t go that far. I know all of you want to lick as much ice cream as possible. I want to give you all a little fatherly advice and say don’t do it. Sure, it’s hilarious, and the internet loves it. But, it’s just not worth it. Go out there and find yourself something else to lick. Preferably something you own or something no one would mind you licking.


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3 years ago

I would never think about doing that! What if you are licking an ice cream that was already licked before you do it? I wouldn’t lick anyone’s lick, that’s for sure!

3 years ago
Reply to  Michael

Soon we will have to request a saliva detector to be sure that the products we are buying are not contaminated with alien DNA.

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