Don’t forget to stay charged up this weekend

The weekend is here. I haven’t been looking forward to the weekend all that much. I’m having surgery on Sunday. I know, it’s an odd day to have surgery. I thought the same thing too. I’m staying charged up. I’m going to be awake when they take some metal out of my elbow. I don’t think they’ll allow me to live tweet during the surgery. My wife said last year I should ask them if I can bring my phone with me in the operating room. I didn’t ask them. I was too afraid that a funny YouTube video could cause me to look like RoboCop. You can’t be too careful these days.

I’m charging as I type this. It’s a good feeling. Maybe not as good as scratching a mosquito bite. But, it feels pretty good none the less. I always like looking at a fully charged device and thinking about all the possibilities. Throw in a portable charger, and you can have a fun filled day of YouTube and Twitter. It’s hard for me to imagine there was once a time without low-quality videos with people talking into the camera. Today we can watch people do all kinds of stuff that years ago would’ve been seen as a waste of time. What did those idiots know? It’s so much fun to listen to people ramble on incoherently kind of like you’re doing now. It used to be that the only time you had access to this sort of entertainment is when Uncle Bert accidentally took a double dose of his pain medication and went off the rails.


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