There’s only one thing I like to scratch more than mosquito bites, and that’s one thing is lottery tickets. I wish I had a chicken as this guy has. The chicken picked the winning lottery ticket. If I had a chicken like that, I’d keep it as far away from KFC as possible.
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I was rooting for that guy. But he is lucky to have such a beautiful chicken as Marmalade.
He seems to do pretty good on lottery tickets. Sometimes his cat chooses the tickets.