It’s not every day that a man’s mustache is called beautiful. The mustache that adorned Jeffrey Dahmer’s face was indeed beautiful. I know that he did a couple of bad things in his lifetime. But, none of that has anything to do with how gorgeous his mustache is with the ends being so fluffy. The fluffy ends of his mustache almost look like tassels.
When is this licking going to end? This time, it’s a girl doing the licking while her mother films it all. They’re at the doctor’s office, and one of them thought it would be a good idea for the girl to lick a tongue depressor and put it back. The mom has been charged with a crime as this news story tells it.
I know how tempting it can be to want to lick ice cream at the store. Remember, I’m the guy who is always looking out for the ice cream truck. It could be in the middle of winter, and I’ll tell Gimmy to keep his eye out for the ice cream truck. Ice cream is some good stuff, and I would never deny that fact for a split second.
Whatever you do, don’t lick the ice cream and put it back on the shelf. It doesn’t matter if you end up buying the ice cream. Lenise Martin III made a video of himself licking and poking a container of ice cream at the store. He paid for the ice cream and still got in trouble — it kind of sucks to be him. He probably should’ve waited to lick and poke the ice cream at home. You’re allowed to poke ice cream as much as you want in the privacy of your own home.
I have a feeling this is going to become a trend like the Tide Pod Challenge. I still have nightmares thinking about that. Hopefully, it won’t go that far. I know all of you want to lick as much ice cream as possible. I want to give you all a little fatherly advice and say don’t do it. Sure, it’s hilarious, and the internet loves it. But, it’s just not worth it. Go out there and find yourself something else to lick. Preferably something you own or something no one would mind you licking.