Hey there, fellow fish enthusiasts and science lovers! Are you tired of your goldfish just swimming around aimlessly, not contributing anything to the field of quantum mechanics? Well, fear not,...
Posts by Michael
In today's fast-paced, highly competitive job market, it's crucial to stay on top of your game and ensure that you're being fairly compensated for your work. But what if your boss is a mime?...
Remember the good old days of popping a VHS tape into your VCR, waiting for it to rewind (and praying it wasn't your little brother who last watched it and didn't rewind), then settling in for a...
The Ultimate Guide to Winning a Staring Contest with a Statue
Welcome, dear reader, to the most important guide you'll ever read in your life. Forget about learning how to cook, how to do your taxes, or how to change a tire. No, today, we're tackling the real...
7 Creative Ways to Use a Leaf Blower for Personal Transportation
Are you tired of the same old boring modes of transportation? Do you crave excitement and innovation in your daily commute? Look no further than the humble leaf blower! That's right, folks, this...
Hey there, fellow movie lovers and mischief-makers! Have you ever found yourself sitting in a movie theater, watching a mind-numbingly boring film, and thought to yourself, "I'd rather be anywhere...