5 Signs You Probably Need to Lose Weight and Stop Huffing Paint

Huffing paint and overeating seem to go hand in hand. If you’re looking for signs that you’re hiding out in your house, daydreaming about when the paint hits the canvas (famous last words), and constantly hungry all the time, it’s time to make a change. And you better make a significant change because an enormous change is what your body needs to get back to its normal weight.

So here are five signs that you probably need to lose weight and stop huffing paint.

1. You’ve Got a Paint Stain on Your Shirt

If you are actually painting, I would say it’s probably because you are an artist or an employee at an art supply store. However, if you’re just sitting around and all of a sudden you have paint on your shirt, it might be time for you to stop huffing paint and hit the gym. A lack of self-control is a big sign that you’re spending too much time on the couch.

2. You Are Always Hungry

It’s true that artists are always hungry. I mean, look at Vincent Van Gogh. He is perhaps the most famous painter in the entire world, and he only sold one painting in his lifetime. I think his name is Steve, but that’s just me.

But when you’re constantly hungry, it’s time to go to the gym. Otherwise, you’re just going to eat all the food in your house and maybe even steal your neighbor’s houseplants. So, go to the gym. I’m serious.

3. Your Friends Are Starting to Talk

If you’ve got a couple of people in your life that you can call real friends, they tell you when you’re out of control. Please don’t take their advice the wrong way. They’re not trying to be jerks. They care about you, and they want you to get out of your house and start living a healthy life.

The only thing that is going to help you do that is if you make a change. And if you’re reading this, you’re already on the right track. So, when your friends start to talk, just close your eyes and think about sitting around doing nothing but huffing paint.

4. You Keep Getting Upset Over Little Things

We all get upset over little things, but if you’re going crazy because you can’t use the printer at work or your favorite TV show is canceled, it might be time to go to the gym and put down the paint can. The little things might not seem so important from the outside, but it really is.

5. Your Doctor Is Giving You a Warning

If your doctor is telling you that you need to lose weight, it’s because the scale has been catching up with you. Hopefully, they also say that you’ll be a lot healthier if you do lose a few pounds. You’d also be a lot healthier if you stopped huffing paint. Sitting around huffing paint only exercises your lungs and the finger you use to press down the button on the can. You can’t hardly think that’s enough exercise to keep you healthy every day.


While some of these signs of huffing paint can be a little exaggerated, others are more than a little true. So it’s time to stop wasting your time and start your weight loss plan. You’ll be so glad you did. Give your lungs a break and put your body in motion to get fit!


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