We’ve all been there. After a long night of indulging in one too many slices of pizza or one too many tequila shots, we find ourselves hugging the porcelain throne. But what if you could choose what foods you wanted to “vomit up”? What if you could curate the perfect menu of foods that would not only taste delicious going down but also come up with ease? Well, my friends, you’re in luck. I present to you the 15 best foods to “vomit up.”
The Sweet and Sour List
1. Sour candies: Warheads, Sour Patch Kids, etc.
Is there anything more satisfying than the sweet and sour taste of sour candies? Warheads and Sour Patch Kids are classic examples of candies that are so sour they make your face pucker. But, as it turns out, they’re also the perfect candies to “vomit up.” The sour taste will help trigger your gag reflex, making it easier to purge your system. Plus, the bright colors will make for a fun and festive vomit.
2. Sweet fruits: Pineapple, lemon, etc.
Fruits are a great source of vitamins and nutrients, but they can also be a great source of vomit. Pineapple and lemon, in particular, are both highly acidic and can irritate your stomach lining. This makes them perfect for triggering vomiting. Plus, the sweet and tangy taste will help mask the unpleasant taste of vomit.
3. Combination of sweet and sour: Sour gummy worms, sour Skittles, etc.
If you can’t decide between sweet and sour, why not have both? Sour gummy worms and sour Skittles are the perfect combination of sweet and sour. They’re also easy to eat in large quantities, making them a great choice for a pre-vomit snack.
The Spicy Squad
4. Spicy wings: Buffalo, BBQ, etc.
Spicy wings are a staple at any sports bar or tailgate. But did you know they’re also a great choice for “vomiting up”? The spicy sauce can irritate your stomach lining, making it easier to vomit. Plus, the hot and spicy taste will help clear your sinuses and make you feel more awake. Just be sure to have a glass of milk on hand to soothe your burning mouth.
5. Spicy tacos: Carne asada, al pastor, etc.
Tacos are delicious any time of day, but spicy tacos are especially good for “vomiting up.” The spicy meat and toppings can irritate your stomach lining, making it easier to purge your system. Just be sure to avoid the sour cream and guacamole, as they can make your vomit more difficult to expel.
6. Spicy ramen: Kimchi, miso, etc.
Ramen is the ultimate comfort food, but spicy ramen is the ultimate “vomit up” food. The spicy broth can irritate your stomach lining, making it easier to vomit. Plus, the noodles provide a satisfying texture that will help you feel like you’re actually getting something out of your system.
The Greasy Gang
7. Fried chicken: Popeyes, KFC, etc.
Fried chicken is a classic comfort food, but it can also be a classic “vomit up” food. The greasy and fatty chicken can sit heavy in your stomach, making it easier to vomit. Plus, the crispy texture will provide a satisfying crunch as you purge your system.
8. Pizza: Pepperoni, sausage, etc.
Pizza is the ultimate late-night snack, but it can also be the ultimate “vomit up” food. The greasy cheese and fatty meats can irritate your stomach lining, making it easier to vomit. Plus, the doughy crust provides a satisfying texture that will help you feel like you’re actually getting something out of your system.
9. Burgers: Cheeseburger, bacon burger, etc.
Burgers are a staple of American cuisine, but they can also be a staple of “vomit up” cuisine. The greasy meat and cheese can sit heavy in your stomach, making it easier to vomit. Plus, the bun provides a satisfying texture that will help you feel like you’re actually getting something out of your system.
The Dairy Disasters
10. Ice cream: Rocky road, mint chocolate chip, etc.
Ice cream is the ultimate comfort food, but it can also be the ultimate “vomit up” food. The cold temperature can shock your stomach, making it easier to vomit. Plus, the creamy texture will provide a satisfying feeling as you purge your system. Just be sure to avoid ice cream with chunks, as they can make your vomit more difficult to expel.
11. Milkshakes: Chocolate, vanilla, etc.
Milkshakes are a delicious treat, but they can also be a delicious “vomit up” treat. The thick and creamy texture can irritate your stomach lining, making it easier to vomit. Plus, the sweet taste will help mask the unpleasant taste of vomit. Just be sure to avoid milkshakes with chunks, as they can make your vomit more difficult to expel.
12. Cheese: Mozzarella sticks, nachos, etc.
Cheese is a staple of many diets, but it can also be a staple of “vomit up” diets. The greasy and fatty cheese can sit heavy in your stomach, making it easier to vomit. Plus, the gooey texture will provide a satisfying feeling as you purge your system.
The Finger Foods
13. French fries: Regular, waffle, etc.
French fries are a classic side dish, but they can also be a classic “vomit up” side dish. The greasy and salty fries can irritate your stomach lining, making it easier to vomit. Plus, the crispy texture will provide a satisfying crunch as you purge your system.
14. Onion rings: Beer-battered, breaded, etc.
Onion rings are a delicious appetizer, but they can also be a delicious “vomit up” appetizer. The greasy and crispy onion rings can irritate your stomach lining, making it easier to vomit. Plus, the satisfying crunch will help you feel like you’re actually getting something out of your system.
15. Fried pickles: Dill, bread and butter, etc.
Fried pickles are a southern delicacy, but they can also be a southern “vomit up” delicacy. The greasy and sour pickles can irritate your stomach lining, making it easier to vomit. Plus, the crispy texture will provide a satisfying crunch as you purge your system.
There are many delicious foods that can also be great for “vomiting up.” From sour candies to spicy ramen, there’s something for everyone. Just be sure to remember that this post is intended for humor and should not be taken seriously. Inducing vomiting can be dangerous and harmful to your health. So, enjoy these foods responsibly and in moderation.
As always, thank you for reading, and happy eating (and vomiting)!
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